My 2013 New Year’s Resolutions for the Ocean

It’s a New Year, and for a lot of people that means a fresh start! I’m typically not the type of person to put a lot of pressure on January 1st; I prefer to set and re-evaluate personal goals as they come to mind throughout bouts of inspiration.  But when inspiration is lacking, structure and discipline can go a long way. Alas, I will abide this age-old tradition and write some New Year’s Resolutions. Since this is an ocean-themed blog, and you’re probably not interested in my annual resolutions to eat healthier and floss more, all of these resolutions will be ocean-themed.

  1. First I’d like to renew my oath to eat only sustainable seafood. I think this is the EASIEST and most effective commitment consumers can make. I’ve rambled on about sustainable seafood a many, many times, so check out my Seafood section or contact me with any questions.
  2. Read my favourited blogs more frequently. It’s a big world. There are a bigillion things happening every. single. second. It’s exhausting to try and keep up, which is why I no longer try. However, I do need to make more of an effort to keep tabs on issues I know I’d care about, especially when highlighted by writers I know I enjoy. I can’t read everything, but I can definitely read more. (If you’re also looking for more reading material, some blogs and sites I follow are: The Marine DetectiveBlue Ventures, Deep Sea News, Speak Up for The Blue, David Suzuki Foundation, Ocean Minds, Hugh’s Fish Fight, The Beacon – Oceana)
  3. Watch the documentaries I tell myself I’m going to watch. I’ll see a trailer, bookmark a link, or get a recommendation from a friend for a great documentary, but often I’ll forget to make the time for it. There are so many great informative films out there that would probably benefit me more so than a marathon of Criminal Minds… I need to use my downtime more effectively.
  4. Reduce consumption of single-use plastics. This should be on everyone’s list, obviously. I don’t want to get worked up and go into an angry rant about it, so I won’t. I know the majority of plastic consumption is entirely unnecessary and I’m going to use my purchasing power to avoid unnecessary single-use plastics. And the keyword here is reduce, not reuse or recycle. Just don’t… from the beginning.
  5. Carefully monitor ingredients in household products. This will be sort of a new one for me. I try to buy the “green” dish soap (when it’s on sale…), and I love the idea of using all natural beauty products, but I’ve never enforced it on myself. Well, 2013 will be the year! Especially after researching Canada’s wastewater systems, I know it is imperative that we monitor what we flush down the drain. The drain isn’t a black hole where toxic substances magically become unicorn dust, the drain is the pathway to the changing compositions of our streams, rivers, and ocean bodies. Here are naughty ingredients to look for when purchasing products, and if you’re up for it here is a great blog to help you make your own cleaners. Also, my new Pinterest addiction (late bloomer, I know) has led me to uncover some aweeesommee DIY beauty products. One thing I’m dying to try: homemade deodorant!

Have any green, ocean-conscious resolutions you’d be willing to share? Email, tweet, comment… share the inspiration!

(Sidenote: Speaking of news and headlines, my hometown made national news this week! Read for a laugh: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2013/01/03/can-parry-sound-sausage-theft.html)

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It’s time for democracy! Vancouver to become the biggest coal exporter in North America unless we fight back!

Apparently, Port Metro Vancouver is currently considering two proposals that could very well devastate the health of our beloved coastline. Without making their intentions clear to the public, and with a lot of hush-hush planning, the coal industry and its allies have decided to increase coal exports through B.C’s ports. If these proposals were to be passed, Vancouver would become the largest exporter of coal in North America!! 

We can’t let such a green city abate such dirty energy! The port needs to ensure that its decision will be in the best interest of Canadians; so now it’s our turn to speak up and tell them that exporting coal to Asia is NOT in our best interest!!

You, and all of your friends and family, have until December 31st to send your comments to Port Metro Vancouver. There are links, instructions, and more details here at Dogwood Initiative’s site. 

Coal fired power plants are the largest source of climate change pollution and greenhouse gases.

Coal fired power plants are the largest source of climate change pollution and greenhouse gases.

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What animal weighs a tonne, has teeth in its throat, and larvae shaped like pin cushions?

The answer is… the Ocean Sunfish! Or mola, mola, if you want to have fun with it.

It is the largest bony fish in the world… and has a face that only a mother could love! Actually, it really only has a face… and a couple of awkward waving fins. The German name for it – Schwimmender kopf – actually means “swimming head”. Or, if you want to get even more ridiculous, you can refer to it by its Taiwanese name, “Toppled Car Fish”. Clearly it’s made global impressions.
Ocean sunfish

Often mistaken as a shark when cruising near the surface, this 1,000kg fish actually has a teeth-fused beak-like structure with which it can mow on jellyfish, squid, crustaceans, and other small animals of the sea.

Friendly reminder that plastic bags could easily be confused by the ocean sunfish as a jellyfish dinner.

Friendly reminder that plastic bags could easily be confused by the ocean sunfish as a jellyfish dinner.

Scientists have recognized sea life from both the shallows and the deep in the stomachs of ocean sunfish, confirming that this goliath animal preys in more fathoms than we could fathom.

And it does not only eat with that aforementioned beak-like thing, this Toppled Car also has teeth in its throat! It has pharyngeal teeth, which it uses to grind food as it passes from the throat to the stomach. Awesome.

Throat teeth in a mola mola

Throat teeth in a mola mola

Now on to the next freaky thing… This species is related to box fish and puffer fish, so its young share very similar, spiky characteristics. In fact, its larvae resemble spiky pin cushions when hatched, and then lose their spines as they age.

Molamolalarvae1They average in size at about 6ft long and about 8ft high, but have been recorded up to 10ft long and 14ft high. They inhabit temperate and tropical waters, and their colours vary from white to silver, to even dark gray and spotted (most notably in Bali where I’ll be swimming with them.)

mola mola, mola mola, mola mola

mola mola, mola mola, mola mola

No one really know how fast they grow out in the open sea, but in captivity there was an individual at the Monterey Bay Aquarium who gained 800lbs in 14 months! It was then too fat for its tank, so the Aquarium was forced to airlift it out by helicopter and release it into the bay…

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Sightings of mola mola around the world

Altough they are difficult to maintain, ocean sunfish can be seen in a few aquariums around the world – I’ve seen one in Durban, South Africa. Or, you could look for them in the wild either doing their Jaws impersonation (as seen in photo earlier), basking in the sun (possibly to warm their bodies after a deep dive), or possibly breaching right out of the water (they have been seen leaping 10ft out of the water to rid their bodies of the many parasites they accumulate)!

oceansunfishcore04ocean sunfish1Needless to say, these animals are harmless to humans. They are curious around divers, but have never been aggressive or threatening. There have been numerous reports of boats accidentally ramming into the 1,000kg fish and thus damaging the boat’s propellers, but I’d say that’s hardly the poor mola’s fault.

As always, us destructive humans are causing more harm to them than they are to us. Quite often these cumbersome swimmers become tangled in drifting gillnets and die as  bycatch. Plastic bags suffocate feeding ocean sunfish, and of course, our feeding on them has had its effects as well. Combined causalities of these human-caused deaths has taken its toll on the mola mola and caused a decrease in their once stable populations.

Toxin-loaded ocean sunfish meal, common in Japan

Instead of going on and on about sustainable seafood as I usually do, I’ll just quickly state that mola mola is NOT a sustainable seafood choice. Little is known about their mating practices, but in general an animal this large would require a number of years before it is able to reach sexual maturity. Since their populations are decreasing overall, fishing for these giants before we fully understand their reproduction strategies is not a gamble we should be taking. Not to mention how absolutely, horribly, unhealthy their toxin-loaded meat is for you! So bad!

Have you ever seen one of these crazy creatures in the wild? Share your Toppled Car experiences with me on facebook, twitter, or by commenting below. And for more weird biology highlights, follow @Seaingblue on Twitter!

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